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What’s the Point
of Electronic Cigarettes ?
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SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE A HORROR STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING
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Maybe I should explain
You’re a “Smoker”… Right ? (If you’re not, and you’ve never been,
then Good For You! This page is here to help existing smokers, not to
create more!)
For years the Government, the National Health Service,
Political Parties, Motor-Sport, Tennis, Cricket, Football, Snooker et al
were abundantly financed by the taxes and profits that your addiction to
nicotine provided.
(For this argument to work we need to
pretend that we weren’t all actually buying untaxed counterfeit Marlboros
in packs with a Spanish health warning at £1 per 1000 from a bloke called
Gavin down the pub )
And then, suddenly, it seems, you’re no longer
considered “sophisticated” … you’re an outcast !!!
Banned in Offices, Company Cars, Cinemas, Theatres,
Pubs, Restaurants, Airplanes, Oil Refineries, Operating
Theatres ….. IS there NO limit left to this NIGHTMARE ??!!! (Sorry.. got a bit “carried away” there). Even
in the doorway of your own office, out on the street or in the park there is a new
breed of hardcore “smokeophobes” who will moan at
and revile you, apparently convinced that Secondary Smoke is some kind
of Long Range Weapon Of Mass
Destruction specifically targeted at them, personally.
What are we to do ?
The truth is that we’re NICOTINICS, we are addicted
to nicotine, unable to function as Human Beings without the comfort of that
reassuring “hit”. The Anti-Smoking “Holier-than-Thou” Super-Heroes have, of
course, deemed to offer us (very expensive) “approved”
therapeutic alternatives……
- Champix and other “Approved
Anti-Smoking Drugs”, with horrendous side effects reported to include,
nausea, constipation, gas, vomiting and “changes in dreaming” (Which is the understated description given
by Pharmaceutical Industry to Nightmare Hallucinations linked with
suicides).
- Patches that itch and cause
nasty rashes.
- Chewing Gum that causes Hiccups and
tastes like Dog-Poop.
- Inhalers, those flavour-free,
tasteless, white plastic things with all the charm of a wooden leg,
that appear to be ideally designed for insertion into a body cavity,
and clinically dispense a thin, unsatisfying dose of
“not-nearly-enough” nicotine to dismiss “the Craving”.
“They” have totally missed the
point. Smoking a cigarette was not just a simple addiction,
it was an event, a treat, an oasis, a “tick-in-the-box”.
And I’m not a “Patient” ….. I’m an Unrepentant Hedonist !!!!
I refuse to be satisfied with mere “Nicotine
Replacement Therapy”, I want something to replace
the sublime sensation, the reassurance, the reward, and the pleasure, of
smoking a cigarette….WITHOUT the problems of the Fire-Risk, Secondary
Smoke, The Smell and The Cocktail of Harmful Tars.
Luckily, there are approximately
2,000,000,000 Chinese on this planet, so it was a virtual statistical
certainty that one of them would eventually UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM and THEN
set about DESIGNING A WORKABLE SOLUTION.
THE PROBLEM
Smokers want (need):
a) The Sensation
b) The Taste
c) The Nicotine
But Nicotine Replacement Therapy concentrates ONLY on
the Nicotine (Which Quite Frankly “Misses the Whole Point”!)
THE BRAINWAVE
a) Analyze the problem
b) Identify and isolate those
specific aspects of Tobacco Smoke that are undesirable and thus prohibited
by law in Public Places.
c) Create a replacement for
Tobacco Smoke that removes the undesirables whilst retaining The Sensation,
The Taste and The Nicotine.
THE SOLUTION
a) Keep the Sensation (Using Steam
as an inhalant in place of smoke)
b) Keep the Taste (By adding
flavouring essences)
c) Keep the nicotine (By adding a measured and controlled dose
of nicotine)
d) Get rid of the Harmful Tars,
Tobacco Smoke Smell and Fire Risk by eliminating Tobacco and Smoke
e) Design the “delivery system”
so that it closely models the operation of the cigarette, cigar or pipe it
replaces. (A Tube approx 4” long by ¼” diameter that delivers a nicotine
loaded, tobacco flavoured vapour when you suck it and inhale)
…. and so it came
to pass….
LADIES & GENTLEMEN – PLEASE GIVE A
WARM WELCOME TO
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